Mom jokes
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*