Mom

Mom jokes

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

Tyler: "Why?"

Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😒😒😒

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.

I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D