Mom jokes

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus

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Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!

Kid with mother: Your mom!

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.

He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.

Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"

He waited for three hours to get an answer.

His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.