Mom jokes
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢