New Mix Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla

What name do you get if you mix the names chris and Marisa? Then you get the name chrisa

What happens if you mix the two names Shannon and Stephanie? You have the name Shanny

Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut

What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?

Suicide squad.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”

Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.

Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"

3 cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.

Cowboy 1 says ́ ́ I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands ́ ́

Cowboy 2 says ́ ́ I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb ́ ́

Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial retarded kids?Mixed vegetables.

What happens if u mix a dick with a potato? U get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix

Helliphino

what do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce wait do not leave yet if you are still reading this you have been rekt ha ha at least im still laughing.