Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla
What name do you get if you mix the names chris and Marisa? Then you get the name chrisa
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
