Mix jokes

What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?

You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?

There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?

Helliphino!

What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.