Miscellaneous jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Your face.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What are you on? YouTube.
Hellllllllloooooo
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Fuck nugget!
My life, haha, so funny!
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD