Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a room red?

Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Black

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

Woman

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.

Clog

Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.

Dad

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

Shit

A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"