Miscellaneous jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
To fuck the chicken.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
My name is Jeff.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show? He's got some "sweet" moves!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.