Miscellaneous jokes
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
Your Fortnite win rate.
Your face.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
What are you on? YouTube.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD