How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
Miscellaneous Jokes
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Your face.
One word. Creeper.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What are you on? YouTube.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Fuck nugget!
My life, haha, so funny!
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
