Miscellaneous jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Your face.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What are you on? YouTube.
Hellllllllloooooo
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?