Miscellaneous jokes
Your Fortnite win rate.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
Your face.
One word. Creeper.
Ha, gay!
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
What are you on? YouTube.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?