Miscellaneous jokes
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Your Fortnite win rate.
Your face.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What are you on? YouTube.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Hellllllllloooooo
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.