Miscellaneous jokes
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
Your face.
My life, haha, so funny!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime?
They were always using pyramid schemes!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Fuck nugget!
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Ha, gay!
One word. Creeper.