There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To get to KFC
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why did the chicken cross the plane TO GET TO THE OTHER SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
your life wanna hear a sadder one
my life
whats black, long and full of seamen:
A submarine
me
The joke is as short as me
What's the best part about beating up an orphan? They can't tell their parents
Why was your mom so into me?
Cause she was the man.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather. Good thing is, since he hit his head he can't remember either.
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Why did the turky cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Friend: Do you know him? Other Friend: Know who? Friend: My dick!!!!
My live
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make A Wish Foundation.
What do you call your son An mistake
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither as he.
I like my coffee like I like my women
Q: you now whats morbid at a storage sale A: they give you more bids
