in the word of kerk cobane " check this sweet no scope "
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my mom said that I dont liseion to homaphones but then I said no I listion to headphones
whats black, long and full of seamen:
A submarine
Why is the pizza place busy because it’s pizza day 😂
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
If 2 people who have the clap sleep together did they make an applause?
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons~ they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
u suck
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Friend: Do you know him? Other Friend: Know who? Friend: My dick!!!!
what did the lampshade say to the light bulb? you brighten my day.
Manly, Leonard 9:34 AM (1 minute ago) to me
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
who are the fastest readers in the world. the 911 victims they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds
Why did the turky cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
What's the best part about beating up an orphan? They can't tell their parents
Your d*** size...
They say that bad thing ́s happen to good people. So if you get runned over by a car just know your a good person.
