Miscellaneous jokes
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
My dad is a pussy.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
Why was 6 so afraid of 7? 7 killed 6's parents.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!