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Miscellaneous Jokes
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
You suck.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
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Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
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