Miscellaneous jokes
Why?
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
My live.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
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Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
You. You're the joke.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.