Miscellaneous jokes
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
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Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
You. You're the joke.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
What is you you?
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."