Miscellaneous jokes
#babagang
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Your d*** size...
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
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You. You're the joke.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.