Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

Technology

    • My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.

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    • Superman

    • Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.

    Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"

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    • Child

    • A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

    The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

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    • People

    • If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?

    (Stupid People)

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    • Pirate

    • A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

    The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

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    • Mike

    • So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.

    The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."

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    • Dick

    • My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.

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