Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
An Irishman walked past a bar.