Miscellaneous jokes
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
There are more than 2 genders.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
I used to work at a bank, then I lost interest.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
Your Fortnite win rate.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Ha, gay!
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.