What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles
Y'all wanna hear a joke....... My life
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say "OH! That wasn't an dog."
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? A: Because it will eat your "Aunts"
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
What is heavy forward but not backward? -- "ton".
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
Curiousity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.
Knock Knock Who's there The chicken
What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."
"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."