Miscellaneous jokes
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Balls.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Look in a mirror.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."