Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"

To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

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  • Q: Why can't you run through a campground?

    A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!

    My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

    Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?

    It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.

    When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.

    What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?

    He's got some "sweet" moves!