Why did the sperm cross the road?
To Fuck the Chicken
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Me and my friends were telling puns my teacher said we sould be “pun”ished
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids. On a desk in pure isolation.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
There are more than 2 genders.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Oliver Savagê
Where do you go when a food dies? A fooderal
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.
