Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous Jokes

Karma

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.

Ocean

The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

Knife

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.

Her boyfriend said "Hi."

I said, "Knife to meet you!"

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • Number

    Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?

    Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."

    Sea

    So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

    Do you get it? SEArch.

    Beaver

    I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

    Poem

    Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.