Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.

Her boyfriend said "Hi."

I said, "Knife to meet you!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?

    Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."

    So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

    Do you get it? SEArch.

    I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.