Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous Jokes

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.

Her boyfriend said "Hi."

I said, "Knife to meet you!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?

Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."

So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

Do you get it? SEArch.