Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.