Miscellaneous jokes
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.
Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"
"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."
"What else, Watson?"
"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What Else, Watson?"
"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"
"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.