When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
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7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What do you do when your dishwasher breakdown? You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties
How do birds pay? With their bills!
what do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs.... A QUACK HEAD!!!! My mom must be a duck then....
So about a year ago I was riding a horse and out of no where the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off I would have been OK but my foot got stuck in the stirrup the horse dragged me along and didn't stop. I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manger who came out and unplugged the horse.
what do you call a fish with no legs?
f_sh have no legs
What do you do with legs
f_sh have no legs
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH LEGS?
break
one day i sit in the lounge on a chair
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What’s red gold and blank in los Vegas.
Tupac
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
