Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?

When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.

What do you call a three humped camel?

A prostitute from New York.

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