Minor

Minor jokes

Quarrel

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

Priest

If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.

Baseball

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.

Note

You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!

Teacher

"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"

"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!

Kid

What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?

C sharp minor.

Pedophile

Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?

Because they are good at fingering A minor.

Girl

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.