Minor jokes
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.