Minor jokes
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.