Minor jokes
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Lorne Armstrong
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.