Underage jokes
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
this for all the creeps
New theory just dropped????
Community talk
I recommend that underage High school students on this site stop posting immediately. Authorities have been contacted.
Why does rapboat say r Kelly did nuthin wrong keepin them underage girls as sex slaves?
You’re all pathetic. Even if there was a slight chance Cosmo is just a retarded troll, he was still harassing underage girls. The fact that the moderators didn’t do jack shit shows how degenerate this website has become. I am severely disappointed in you, Jake. Matt, I’m not even gonna mention you, as you don’t give a flying shit. Continue to accept faggots, retards, and pedophiles on here and see what happens.