Underage jokes
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)