Underage jokes

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I like my women how I like my wine.

Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?

To tie his kangaroo down, sport!

House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?

They fight and... You know the rest.

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.

Condoms 99 percent effective.

Birth control 99 percent effective.

Etc.

Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?

Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!