Underage

Underage jokes

Lover

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Woman

I like my women how I like my wine.

Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.

Sandwich

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

Kid

Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?

To tie his kangaroo down, sport!

Memes

Orphan

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Priest

What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?

They fight and... You know the rest.

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  • Teen

    Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.

    Condoms 99 percent effective.

    Birth control 99 percent effective.

    Etc.

    Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)

    Girlfriend

    Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

    Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.

    Threesome

    I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

    It was wrong on so many levels.

    Sex

    Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?

    RapBoat

    Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.

    Difference

    What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

    I like you!

    Memes

    Community

    I recommend that underage High school students on this site stop posting immediately. Authorities have been contacted.

    You’re all pathetic. Even if there was a slight chance Cosmo is just a retarded troll, he was still harassing underage girls. The fact that the moderators didn’t do jack shit shows how degenerate this website has become. I am severely disappointed in you, Jake. Matt, I’m not even gonna mention you, as you don’t give a flying shit. Continue to accept faggots, retards, and pedophiles on here and see what happens.