Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes minded
