Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
your forehead is so big even mega mind knew you were smarter
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
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Justin: Hey Josh: Hey man Justin: Why only "man"? Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names Justin: I don't mind. Josh: okay S L A V E Justin: oh no not T H A T one
who killed hitler goes to heaven. *looks up* oh,never mind.
What did the cancer cell say to it’s neighbor?
Mind if I join you?
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Only a genius can say this
EYE YAM STEW PEED
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
Why did the dick go insane Someone kept messing with his head
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
yur forehead is so big it makes mega minds head look small
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes minded
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
A kid had school today. He was late every single day. He said in his mind, I wish I can go to school again. What happened? Its obvious...... He died :)
