Mind jokes

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind.

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

- JFK

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.

Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.

*looks up*

Oh, never mind.

What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?

"Mind if I join you?"

What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?

The steering wheel.

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

To make up her mind.

Only a genius can say this.

I am stupid.

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...