Mind jokes
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Who killed Hitler goes to Heaven.
*looks up*
Oh, never mind.
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.