Mind

Mind jokes

Surname

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

...

Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

Guy

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Memes

Butter

Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...

People

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Party

Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.

Orphan

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Voice

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

Battery

For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.

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  • Life

    Me: Wanna hear a joke?

    Person: Sure.

    Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

    Person: Dear God...