if someone calls you dirty minded just say
You are dirty minded as well if you understand what im saying
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
are you a bullet because i cant get you out me head-JFK
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
Whats overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
What did the cancer cell say to it’s neighbor?
Mind if I join you?
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.
Only a genius can say this
EYE YAM STEW PEED
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
Are you suicide, cause you're always on my mind
Why do people who get shot in the head always becomes therapists?
They are more open-minded.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes minded
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
A kid had school today. He was late every single day. He said in his mind, I wish I can go to school again. What happened? Its obvious...... He died :)
I wanted to get brain surgery. I changed my mind.
