So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
What first went through sally's mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What did Ronnie have at taco bell?
A mind-blowing bean barrito.
Nana When Zane Kisses Her In Her Mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream]
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
Twitter just blew my mind i was havin a blast until i ened the stream with a bang
If your born deaf what language would you think in
What type of bee cant make up his mind?
A maybe.
is it just me or ever body has a Darkside like a psycho side and then you act like crazy for some reason
Whats the difference between crazy people and regular people.
We don't live in their heads
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open minded presidents ever
Dont you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL
Why can’t you tell jfk facts about Dallas
Last time he was their he got his mind blown.
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
