Milk jokes
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.