Milk jokes

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?

Daddy never came back with the milk.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.

Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.

Bf: Hey, what ya doing?

Gf: Just lying in bed.

Bf: Just lying in bed?

Gf: And eating cereal.

Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?

Gf: Eat my cereal.

Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.

Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.

Where do cows go for entertainment?

The MOOOOvie theater.

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.

Women have eggs and milk in them...

And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.

He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."

But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"

Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."

Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"

(Santa winks at you)

What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?

Because their dad never came home from the store.

Cheese, gimme cheese!

(inspired by a friend)

Why can't you eat cereal?

Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!

Cereal.

Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.