why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad never came home with the milk
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
what do you call expired milk
the milky way
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him
What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry
why did the mailman come to the house? To come back with the milk
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water? Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
what is the difference between your dad and a boomarang. The boomerang comes back
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
yo dad went to get milk and still hasint came back 10 years later !!!!!!!!
do orphans eat cereal with water
there dad did not come back with the milk
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast? Their still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
My dad went for the milk but he left his wheelchair
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
Why do orphans dip there oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because there dad never came back with the milk
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal