Milk jokes
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Memes
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You canโt milk a cow for 15 years.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.