Milk jokes
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Cereal.
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.