Milk jokes
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂