the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years
me: do you eat your cereal with water? you: no why? me: cuz your dad never came back with the milk
Man: hey kids, who wants milk? Kids: Me! Man: *unzips fly*
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
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Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
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In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
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How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
My dad went for the milk but he left his wheelchair
why did the mailman come to the house? To come back with the milk
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
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