Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Technoblade should have drank milk, would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
Yo dad's so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
Man: hey kids, who wants milk? Kids: Me! Man: *unzips fly*
Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water.
Because their dad never came back with the milk🥛😂🤣
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
What is the difference between cum and milk... NOTHING they are both white and tasty
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.