Milk

Milk jokes

Cow

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated.

Cow

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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  • Dad

    Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.

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  • Memes

    Oreo

    Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

    Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

    Cow

    What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

    "It's pasture bed time."

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  • Dad

    Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

    They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

    Dad

    I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.

    Vegan

    What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?

    Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.

    Dad

    One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.

    Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.

    Orphan

    Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

    Teacher. What?

    Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

    Teacher. Why water?

    Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

    Cow

    What do you call a cow with no toes?

    Lac-toes intolerant.

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  • Dad

    When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."