Milk jokes
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
Where can you find the most dads?
Milk Island.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
10 years ago my dad said I should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... I still eat cereal with water, sadly.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
you.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?