Milk jokes
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
moo.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.