For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can i have some milk?" He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: "No your dad still isn't back with it."
Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
Technoblade should have drank milk, would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
Why did the Dad cross the road
To get the milk
What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry
Man: hey kids, who wants milk? Kids: Me! Man: *unzips fly*
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
What is the difference between cum and milk... NOTHING they are both white and tasty
what do you call expired milk
the milky way
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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