Milk jokes
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
Cheese.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Is your dad a magician?
Because he magically disappeared.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬