What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.
How dairy!
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
What goes Snap Crackle and Pop? A neck
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
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What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
I was going to tell my dad a joke but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
moo
why did the orphan cross the road?
to finally get his milk.
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
How did you dad come back with the milk- the Milky Way
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
