Milk jokes
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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Bye!
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
Milk (DYM 115).
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!