Milk jokes
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
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What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.