Is it weird that a Milk Carton has a date and I don’t.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
why did the mailman come to the house? To come back with the milk
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"
My dad went for the milk but he left his wheelchair
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
Bf:Hey what ya doing?
Gf:just lying in bed
Bf:just lying in bed?
Gf:and eating cereal
Bf:Ha nice,what would you do if i was in bed next to you...?
Gf:eat my cereal
Bf:i mean if the cereal wasnt there
Gf:id get out of bed and get more cereal
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
what did the dad say to the kid nothing he went to get the milk
Wich bees produce milk?
Boobies
Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
bruh ppl always makin jokes bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk
Why do orphans like milk so much? Because they got no milk as a baby.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
