Milk jokes

When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.

Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.

Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?

A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!

Where does an orphan come from?

Daddy getting milk.

Which bees produce milk?

Boobies.

A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch).

Who did the cow want to hang with?

The udders.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

Q: What do you call a cranky cow?

A: Moooooooody.

I got udder jokes too.

Where do alien cows come from?

- The Milky Way.

Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"

He waited for three hours to get an answer.

His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"

Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."