Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
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Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk
Wich bees produce milk?
Boobies
Who did the cow š want to hang with?
The udders
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
What did the cow say to its udders? Hi
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least theyāll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!š¤£š¤£
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
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I got udder jokes too
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can i have some milk?" He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: "No your dad still isn't back with it."
Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: Iāll just keep it in the carton if you donāt mind.
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
Technoblade should have drank milk, would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
