Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Orphan: Throws a boomarang Boomarang: comes back with his father Father: Goes to get milk
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
