Milk jokes

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

Dad: Son, I came back.

Son: Where is the milk?

Dad: Time for another 10 years.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.

It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.

He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."

But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"

Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."

Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"

(Santa winks at you)

Cheese, gimme cheese!

(inspired by a friend)

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.