My dad went for the milk but he left his wheelchair
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Yo, dad so stupid he brought the milk after 2 years and he said oh sorry son in a go back to the store bye.
Why does your father went away? Cuz he needs da milk
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
Big mummy milkers....
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Hey dad are you finally back with the milk dad: yea but it's expired so ima go back to the ''milk store'' and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why can't Orphans bake? The don't have milk
Your adopted that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal? Cause dad never brought home the milk...
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
why do orphan have water in cereal
bc mom was never around to produce milk
