Milk jokes

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.

For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.

Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"

He waited for three hours to get an answer.

His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅

When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."

The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.

He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.

What's a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "calves"!

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Big mummy milkers...

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."