What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Big mummy milkers...
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Your adopted that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal? Cause dad never brought home the milk...
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
