Midget

Midget Jokes

Tinder

Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.

Midget: Hey! What’s up?

Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

Woman

Why do women hate having sex with midgets?

Because of their shortcomings.

Shower

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

Type

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Lightbulb

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.