So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon grow up!
What do you say to a black midget Wanna a shower you look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut"
What do you call angry midgets? short tempered
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
why do midgets run on balls? because the grass tickles them
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb
3. Because it’s the normal persons height
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
why do midgets giggle when they run? because the grass tickles there balls
This midget in my school has two moms I said did ur dad go get the milk he told me to shut up I said I don’t shut up I grow up like u should
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice
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Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
I saw my midget neighbour at a bus stop
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.
"Bugger off" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
