What’s the difference between a midget and a tall person only one of them can ride the rides.

what do you call a midget that waves at you

a microwave

What do you call a midget that waves. A microwave

Q: What do you call a funny midget A:Kevin

What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.

Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?

So they can reach the top of the desk.

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.

A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says “You’re a little drunk”

Do gay midgets come out of the cabnit

What do you call a fat cunt under 3 ft

Ollie Abbott

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”


Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!

what do you call the midget sea?

A pond.

What do u call a short student A Ravin


I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I’m not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?