Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What God favourite Michael Jackson song ? The Earth song 😍😍😍
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
What do Michael Jackson and acnd have in common they both go in little kids
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson
hi i am michael jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
