Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s black and white
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Whats harder then titanium Michael Jackson at the playground
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
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How to get your joke on every category Michael Jackson,towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny,
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? HEE HEE
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
