Michael jokes
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.