Michael

Michael jokes

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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  • I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.

    Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

    A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

    Q: What's black, white and red all over?

    A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

    Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

    So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

    Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

    What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

    "Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

    What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?

    They both come in small can.