Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson Jokes

Hobby

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Lady

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

Lego

What did they do with his body when he died?

They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.

Guitar

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?

Fingering A minor.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.

    Kid

    What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?

    "Just beat it."

    Kid

    What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

    They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

    Sun

    What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

    "Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

    Ocean

    What does the ocean do to its friends?

    It waves.

    (*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

    Santa Claus

    What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

    They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

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  • Child

    What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.

    Plastic Surgery

    What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

    He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.