Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mar had an ugly child together!!! I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?
Because he's dead
why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket
what would you call a cover for your cock
What did Micheal Jackson find on his bed
Billies Jeans
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
