Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! ๐Ÿ˜‚

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? Theyโ€™re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys ๐Ÿ˜‚

Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?

Because he sexually kids ๐Ÿ˜‚

What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

Because it was over 10 years old.

"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."