Michael Jackson jokes
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.