what is michael jackson's chemical? the HE-HE-lium.
what does michael jackson and a tv have in common. they both get turned on by kids.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? tea-hee-hee
Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
What does Michael Jackson and Maths have in common? There both hard for kids
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
