a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
