a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
why dose a orphan love to go to church because they have someone to call father
what dose BLM stand for. biden loves minors
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
how dose nasa orgenise a party
they planet
What dose a peice of gum and a gun have in common
You pull one out everyone wants to be your friend
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common
kids turn them on
Why dose a orphan play gta to be wanted😂😭
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
What dose dark humor and kids with cancer have in common, they never get old
What type of flower dose an orphan use...self raising flower
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
If lint comes from pockets, where dose a cockroach come from?
What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs don’t work like they use to before
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone Because the home button dose not work
