Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Michael Jackson broke his window what dose he say? i cant sehe
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose. She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
What type of flower dose an orphan use...self raising flower
Stephen walking oops he dose not do that anymore
What dose a pickle look like a pp
why dose a orphan love to go to church because they have someone to call father
what dose BLM stand for. biden loves minors
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
how dose nasa orgenise a party
they planet
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
What dose a peice of gum and a gun have in common
You pull one out everyone wants to be your friend
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common
kids turn them on
Why dose a orphan play gta to be wanted😂😭
What dose dark humor and kids with cancer have in common, they never get old
Why dose a emo wish they were a fish
Because there under water
