Mexican jokes
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Kroll es heterosexual.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Uhhhh...
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.