Mexican jokes
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Uhhhh...
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.