Mexican jokes
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Uhhhh...
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Just shut up!
I got no joke.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.