Mexican jokes
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Just shut up!
I got no joke.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."