Mexican jokes
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Just shut up!
I got no joke.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!