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Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
a mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car and passenger asked where are we going and the mexican says im not driving the drunk guy
Why did the Mexican take the tamle to the hospital...
Tamlito
what did the chancla say to the belt it's time
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window.....Ta kill ha
Why was the tamale in the hospital tamalito
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
H boi jug go CMC
What is a Mexican's only obstacle
Border patrol
What do you call a Mexican's prison
The border
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
what do u call a mexican roaster un gallo pelon
biden 2020
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America, The Mexican man come up with some sob story and the police say all right all right ok says the police. ill let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it. The Mexicans thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says ok ok let's hear it after waiting impatiently, the Mexican said ok ok don't rush me I'm ready. The Mexican replied ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow !!!!
These are all racist. 😂
What do you call a taco in bed
Es(tá co)stado
What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
