What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
a mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car and passenger asked where are we going and the mexican says im not driving the drunk guy
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
what did the chancla say to the belt it's time
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
I bOi jug go CMC?
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Biden 2020.
