Mexican

Mexican jokes

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.

Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?

A: Delici-Oso

A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"

The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?

To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.