I met a gay guy last night Man was he a pain in the ass
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What is a orphans least favorite show: “how I met your mother”
two antennas met on a roof and got married the ceremony wasn't much but the reception was incredible.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st.. XD
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
I met a talking lizard the doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction 🦎
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Roses are red violets are blue i thought voldemort was ugly but then i met you.
I once met a skeleton, I asked if I could tell him a joke, he agreed, I told him it, he found it quite “humerus”.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
I Met Lebron James And He Was So Bald At The Time That I Could Count His Hairs.
And That's 1 Hair and Mabey 2
Met the emo kid today he was pretty chill he was just hanging out
Have you met bofa? Bofa deez blind kids!
Im jealous of the people who never met you
I went to my girlfriends house one day in Alabama when I met her brother he said well I guess there’s no more you stuck in the dryer
