I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.
My dad And I were fishing one day
That’s where he met my step mom
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta they discussed about their hobbies. Churchill said : " I collect the jokes people tell me about me". "That's a coincidence- said Stalin,- I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
My uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met
This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult "I know the whole truth" they will be all weird so he went home and told his mom "I know the whole truth" and she gave him 20$ and said to keep quiet. Pleased when his dad got home he said "I know the whole truth" and his dad gave him 40$ an said don't tell mom. really pleased he met the mailman the next day and said "I know the whole truth" then the mailman got down on his knee opened his arms and said come to daddy.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday, I chose the dog
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.
This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣
There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
What did the slaves say when they met their soon to be masters?
“Aaah a ghost!”
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
