Mess jokes
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
have yall watched thisss
true
Don't mess with me
Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out
Hairs a mess while wet
taking to your friends
hate this
talking to that one friend
i look so messy ong
I know people like this, and by that I mean me.
Double it and give it to the next person
Community talk
*Walks up towards the kitchen* "now lets see..."
*I only saw lots of cans and containers scattered along the floor, also most of the cabinets were their broken open, or just open.*
"Ok what the-"
Doom's log 10/14/26, 10:53 Pm
Guys I was fucking up so bad at work omg
Hello, fellow humans. For those who don't know me, I don't know you either. But for those who do, I'm here to apologize. Mainly to May, Cosmo (I think), and whoever else was involved with the last time I was on this app or Bitrix. The things I did were pretty messed up and probably unforgivable. But I come back to ask for said forgiveness, and I just wanna be friends with you all again. It's understandable if not, and I will stop trying to contact any of you if that's what you wish. And with that, I need some1 to play Minecraft with me :(