Mess Jokes

Your hairline is so messed up it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry

People are so F****n messed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW"

sorry man... I kinda messed those things up

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

u mess with goose he strain out all of your body juice

u mess with goose he hang u with noose

whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

katgod can you get you gf shes messing with me and im gonna hurt soon

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan? The orphan said I’m going to tell my mom Bully:I wanna see your mom Narrator:at that moment he new he messed up

This was my friends joke he wanted me to post;)

bro wtf is all this!? like fr tho none of this be funny....messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru

I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist

freands. yo whos your barber they mess up big time. me. your just jealous because my dad cuts my for free and you have to be paying 30 dollars' just for that short ass cut

This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said "HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA"

Fuck you people who made the those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)

GWEN CAN YOU HELP ME THERES SOME PERSON MESSING WITH ME THERE NAME IS JADSA some thing like that look for a joke named jayden

little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.

suck on a finger once bite it of taste it put some ketchup on it wait im making a mess i bit it off!!!

How do you spell "cognitive mess?" J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.

So there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here so take your drink, mates and fuck off." He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense." replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, He's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!". He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink he opens with, "Say aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."