Menu Jokes

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.

Pizza hut

y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant

bc ther is no fam

Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."

what do you call it when a man wants food in panera

panera bread serving food

Why aren't there any stray cats in china town?

There are but they're they're just listed as "pork" on the menus

where do u order nonbinary pizza?

little xe/xyrs

a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said "sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant". So he stretches his eyes and says "oh herro can i get some chiri".

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

What did the twin towers order for dinner

2 large planes

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”