In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Pizza hut
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
where do u order nonbinary pizza?
little xe/xyrs
a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said "sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant". So he stretches his eyes and says "oh herro can i get some chiri".
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Say Ihop ness: i made you eat your pees:🤦
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
"Welcome to mama mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last weeks lost is this weeks sauce."
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her)
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids menu.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
