Menu jokes

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?

There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?

Spareribs!

Buy KFC or else.

What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?

Two large planes.

"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"

"Yes, sir?"

"Do you have frog's legs?"

"Why, yes."

"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

— Steven Wright

What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?

A disorder.

Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

Waiter: Can I have your order?

Me: No, it’s mine!

A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Can orphans eat at family restaurants?

Say "I hop in this:".

I made you eat your peas! 🤦

Pizza Hut.

Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant. Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.