Priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids menu.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
What is michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? Children's menu
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
A sandwich walks into a bar
Bartender says sorry we don't serve food here
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen
Waiter: can I have your order? Me: no it’s mine!
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant. Took their seats. The waiter asked ‘Xiang Chi Shen Ma’ and the wife said ‘Chi Ji Ba’
A blind man went to a restaurant.
menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar... "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts we don't serve your type!
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant? It was family friendly
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
yo'mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: 'Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?'
I love going g to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
5 people went to a store the ask for a menu”the waitress said”I will be right back.
the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed' f u'
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
