Menu jokes
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Community talk
It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S… Read more