Mental Health jokes
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Depression :)
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.