Mental Health jokes
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
I have cripple and depression.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"