Mental Health jokes
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.