Mental Health jokes

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

How do you get a discount off groceries?

Scan the emo kid's wrists.

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

Lemme just say one thing:

Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.

You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

What is a self-harm person's favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies?

They hang easier.