Mental Health jokes
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Happiness belonged to you, then gave you depression.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."