Mental Health jokes
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.