Men jokes

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.