Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
