Meal jokes
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
Beef beef beef? TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer