What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
How do you make any salad a caesar salad -stab it 23 times
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Why was 6 afraid if 7? Cause 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet
What is a orphans least liked meal family dinner
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
