I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
