What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?
"Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
can emos eat happy meals?😳
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
