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Priest

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

Priest

What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?

They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Memes

Log

A beaver sitting in a car at a drive-through orders a "log". The text on the image says "lemme get uhhhhh log".

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Big Dick

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

Priest

What's similar between McDonald's and priests?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Priest

What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.

Memes

Nugget

join the nugget army

Sprite

Idk

An alligator lies on the ground, with a McDonald's Sprite cup lodged against its back end. Text overlay says "That McDonald's sprite got his ass".

Combat

The image is a painting of a Roman gladiatorial combat, but with modern-day corporate logos added onto the walls and seats of the arena. The logos include Pepsi, Amazon Prime, Fly Emirates, Coca-Cola, McDonald's, and Kia. A gladiator is standing over his fallen opponent. The crowd is in the background.

Color

Symbol

I thought it stood for microsoft

A McDonald's sign against a blue sky with clouds. The text reads: "Did you know? The symbol 'M' in McDonald's represents the first letter of McDonald's, which is 'M'."

Greeting

Cap

Circumcision

A black t-shirt with white text. In the center is a flaming skull, flanked by two flaming hamburgers. The text on the shirt reads: I GOT MY SECOND CIRCUMCISION IN GARRISON, MINNESOTA Behind the mconalders.

Identity

Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."

Airplane

A dark shirt or fabric featuring a yellow graphic. The graphic shows the McDonald's golden arches. Between the arches, two small yellow airplanes are depicted flying towards two tall yellow rectangular buildings that resemble the World Trade Center Twin Towers, with a minimalist city skyline below them. Underneath the graphic, white text reads "I'm hittin' it."

Combination

The image shows a text saying "Yellow and Red is a combination of colors that makes you hungry." Then it says "True.". Below are the logos of Burger King, McDonalds, the hammer and sickle from the communist flag, and Pizza Hut, all using red and yellow colors.

Playground

A baby hippo is being held by a person. The text on the image says: "Me being removed from the McDonald's playground after eating the other children for 12 hours."

Obesity

EVery fat ass

Two overweight children are sitting at a table in a restaurant. The boy on the right is pointing and saying 'I'll have the obesity deluxe, please.' There are fries and a drink on the table.

Party

On official McDonald’s website

A little girl is on a slide next to an advertisement for McDonald's PlayPlaces & Parties. The ad copy reads, "There's no party like a McDonald's party." There is also a button to "Find a PlayPlace".

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Community

bombing the bomb (I kicked a child)

mcdonalds join

my dad didn't take my fatass to McDonald's so now I'm sad

bombing the bomb

McDonald's join///// face mc shooty